Chestnuts 3D: Fried Monty aka Nightmare on Glee Street (Part 1)

Woah, what a mouthful of words! But yet, those will be the words forever etched in my mind as I look back on the craziness and pure ingeniousness which is called, yes... Chestnuts 3D: Fried Monty aka Nightmare on Glee Street.

Before we start on this lengthy recap, let me just put it out to the universe that I'm not a fan of theatre or Broadway. I never ever go to plays and am one of those losers who do not know why The Bridge Project incites buzz from the theatre community. However, Chestnuts will and always be the one sketch that I will never miss and will actually see twice, like I did this year!

I was introduced to Chestnuts when I was 16/17, by my sister who has been an avid fan for many years. She used to regale me with hilarious stories from her experience and I, for lack of a better term to adequately express it, rolled on the floor laughing my ass off. Since living vicariously through my sister could crack me up, I could hardly wait to see the play in person. So it was with great anticipation when I was finally able to attend my virgin Chestnuts play last December, Chestnuts Does Christmas: Like a Hard Candy Virgin. Ahh... the irony of ironies. But that, sisters and sisters, is a story for another time and another day. Needless to say, it could all be summed up in one word: EPIC. I cashed the V-card with Chestnuts and I was so satisfied, bitches!

I was told that Chestnuts was usually a Christmas play, so it was with great surprise that I found out Chestnuts was doing their annual sketch in August this year and although there were some hiccups, I managed to obtain my tickets albeit later than last year. In the days leading to the play (August 30th), Chestnuts was all I could think about and I definitely wasn't in the mood to study for my exams in the coming week.

I went with a friend of mine who was very very interested after watching the Ris Low sketch from last year and she was excited about her virgin Chestnuts experience. I could totally relate to that. It was again held at Jubilee Hall in Raffles Hotel and the moment we stepped in, I could already feel the excitement building up. I have obviously read the raving reviews beforehand and needless to say, I was sure Chestnuts wouldn't disappoint me. Another thing I was excited about was Rodney Oliveiro. I knew he had participated in Chestnuts before but he didn't do Chestnuts Does Christmas and I wanted to see what he kind of an actor/performer he was.

Lady Gaga was playing on the speakers, a singer I'm sure many in the audience could identify with. As my dear friend, Miss Jay, once told me: Gaga is a lifestyle. Preach it, girlfriend! Finally, the seats began to fill and in the words of Ryan Seacrest: Dim the lights, here we go!

The cast for Chestnuts 3D are Jonathan Lim, Rodney Oliveiro, Judee Tan and Dwayne Lau.

It started, to my surprise, with the Glee sketch which was, as the title suggested, tied in with Nightmare on Elm Street. Rodney starred as Mr Krueger, the janitor who was wrongly accused of molesting a student when he was teaching her "jazz hands" and was Slushie-d to death by the parents when they heard he "jizzed on her hand". Hah! Leave it to Chestnuts to pull out the sexual innuendos less than 5 minutes into the play. Mr Krueger was then resurrected as the horrifying Freddy Krueger who swore revenge on the "annoying Glee kids".

Fans of Glee will enjoy this parody as they poke fun at Glee club singing with their high stools, Freddy's massacre and their comical way of dying. Kudos must really be given to Jonathan for portraying the character of Sue Sylvester in Sue's Corner. If Jonathan were a blonde, tracksuit wearing Causasian female and always angsty, he would inevitably be Sue Sylvester. Every word, down to the mannerisms and the arrogance, resembles thee original Sue Sylvester. And of course, where would Sue be without the famous catchphrase? And that's how Sue "Lees" it!

The audience became excited when Jonathan, dressed in a similar outfit to Kurt Hummel when he sang "Rose's Turn", appeared on stage. He stated (to the opening tune of Gaga's Alejandro) that he "can't keep up with this accent any longer" then proceeded to burst into tune of how he was asexual and he implored people to "don't call me(him) gay, don't call me gay, call me andro."

Special props have to be given to Dwayne Lau who did a magnificent impression of Figgins, right down to the accent and his obnoxiousness.

In the end, it took the combined efforts of, I can only assume, a pregnant Quinn (Judee Tan), Finn (Jonathan Lim) and Puck (Dwayne Lau) to talk Krueger down and convinced him that deep down, he wanted to be one of the Glee club. They then sang "We're all in Glee Together" and that drew the curtains on the first sketch of Chestnuts.

Disclaimer: Due to the lack of writing space and the fact that people are gonna go blind reading this on blogspot, I will not be going through all the sketches.