top 24 week (girls) with kris allen (?)

So now I'm all clean and hyped up, it's time to start the live blogging on Twitter. Yeah, I know... with only 140 characters it's going to be a pain, so time for me to bring out my dusty dictionary on short forms and acronyms and hit the TV. The full transcript will be posted here as well. Oh, the "?" beside Kris's name is because I don't know if he's on the episode I'm going to watch now or the next. News says it's the 25th results episode which is in 8.5 hours' time but Slezak blogged about him during his live blog along with comments made by a couple of viewers. Never mind, I'll just live blog both if it's tomorrow's episode.

Ok, just finished the 2 hour Idol episode. Here's the full transcript of my live blogging.

12.32am: Watching opening credits. Omg! Kris's face! Again! And again! Wow... Ryan looks good!

12.33am: Who's Paige? Didn't even see her at all. Maybe I wasn't watching closely. Bowersox is 2nd last, surprise much? Didi's 4th last....

12.35am: Hmm... Bowersox 2nd last... hmm... Yes, as much as I admit the girls are better but seriously? PRODUCER MANIPULATION!!!

12.37am: Randy is no longer first. Hopefully he manages to say something useful for the first time in 9 seasons.

12.37am: Ellen's vid is hilarious! That's so her. But I hope she doesn't turn it into The Ellen Show. Thanks FOX for bringing smth relevant.

12.39am: Haven't seen Paige before. Not a good sign.

12.42am: Fine, the last note I'll give it to u. But the opening was so flat. Omg! Notes were off. Let's see what the judges say.

12.42am: Simon, R U DEAF??? Best voice??? Ok, the song choice doesn't matter because she CANNOT SING.

12.43am: Kara, she "slayed" the verses, i.e. PHYSICALLY ABUSED. Omg Ellen! Don't fall into the producer's control!! she DIDN'T SOUND GREAT.

12.48am: Does Ashley look like Jordin Sparks? Or does she look like Jordin Sparks?

12.50am: Is there something wrong with the sound system on Idol or was she not hitting the low notes? Had to up my volume by volumes.

12.52am: Randy FINALLY makes a relevant comment! Cheers! Let's bring out the wine and celebrate!!!

12.57am: Janell, please please please give us a good performance. U're the first 3 so u might not be pimped but I'm wow-ed by ur House of The Rising Sun.

12.59am: Nice! Pants maybe a bit too tight? Hands were definitely shaking. HOTRS best still. She needs an Idol moment if she's in Top 12.

1.00am: Unfortunately, Simon's right. She underdelivered. Surprisingly, Kara's giving concrete advice and being way less annoying.

1.02am: Urgh. Lily still with the grey/white hair. Change it. For the love of God. At least Allison's hair rocked.

1.07am: Lily has very nice vocals. Her voice is rememberable. If there's such a word. Like the way she puts a bluesy spin on the song.

1.08am: Green dress not really matching, imo. Agree with Ellen totally. Simon, really? "Best so far"?

1.09am: No star power? That's what u said about Kris last season and guess what? He won. Do u want to eat ur words in ur last season Simon?

1.10am: Kara please. Stop it. Omg. THAT'S obnoxious. You honestly think you're Ellen?

1.16am: WHAT IS WITH THE OUTFIT KATELYN??? Looks like some skanky bar girl singing in a bar.

1.18am: Kate has a competent voice but definitely overshadowed by some of the stronger voices in the competition atm.

1.20am: But kudos for changing up the song though.

1.21am: Haeley, CUT DOWN on the freaking flowers. (pun intended) Nice arrangement but she sounds screechy on the higher notes?

1.23am: Technical a.k.a vocal abilites. And yes, I agree with Kara.

1.24am: She's not ready! Omg. FOX just give her a few years to practice and just chuck her in Top 12 when she comes back. She's not ready.

1.30am: I see Megan. Is something wrong if they're showing Megan but not Kris in one of their "flashbacks"???

1.32am: Poor Lacey. She sounded strained at times? But love the arrangement of the song and the sitting-on-stool thing.

1.34am: Yes. Sixpence None The Richer would work well for her. Nice eyes? Hmm... did Simon undergo a religious conversion?

1.42am: Does Michelle look like Leona Lewis? There's too many lookalikes!!!

1.43am: THANK YOU ELLEN. You said everything on my mind. But I would not describe the performance as "fantastic".

1.44am: Hah! Kara - commercial looking. Was wondering when you would show the "package artiste" side of you.

1.45am: DIDI! YES! TERRIFIED! YES YES YES!!!

1.45am: She looks like Ali Larter from Heroes? Ok, this is getting weird. Yes, America has seen enough of your tears.

1.46am: OMG! THE WAY I AM! Love that song.

1.47am: Aww... Didi... what happened? You have a great voice but it was pitchy and the slow tempo didn't really work in the middle.

1.49am: Simon, that WAS NOT indulgent. I repeat. WAS NOT. And I will remember it, bench!

1.50am: STOP HARPING ON STAR FACTOR/POWER!!! It doesn't mean you'll win if you have it. Apparently Kris didn't have it.

1.51am: Crap. Now Siobhan Magnus resembles someone as well. Ok, is my brain going haywire?

1.55am: Did Ryan pronounce it as Shiovan? Haha. What does it mean being a dark house? Look at Kris Allen.

1.58am: Undecided on Siobhan. Was she making some form of goo-goo eyes at the camera at the end? Not really into her but good vocals.

1.59am: Yes Simon. Blowing glass all day long makes you a dark person. Seriously. Seriously. Wth?

2.01am: Didi's performance is like a fresh grown flower amid a field of crap. So why is she being hit so hard by the judges?

2.02am: Sorry for the randomness. Didn't manage to type this thought out earlier.

2.06am: Wow... I finally get the hype over Crystal Bowersox. Love her artistry and her musical abilities. But not digging her vocals?

2.07am: She definitely delivered a solid performance but her voice is a bit deep? And Ellen, why couldn't u say the fresh comment for Didi?

2.08am: So Crystal is refreshing but not Didi? And Simon hit the nail on the head. Next year/week? Purely coincidental slip?

2.13am: Oh yah, Crystal needs to whiten her teeth first before anything.

2.15am: Didn't Adam perform this song last season and (can't believe I'm saying it) kicked ass?

2.17am: Ridiculous chops? "Couldn't hear yourself"? Ok, is this the blatant result of producer manipulation?

2.18am: I had no idea FOX was a fan of Katie. And why does Katie get a get-out-of-jail-free card? Kara - "Couldn't hear yourself".

2.21am: Just finished looking back on the quick reviews. Some suprised me but some didn't. Not a fan of some of the supposedly good pple.

2.21am: But one thing's for sure. If Katie's clip package features her grandmother again, that's it. 'Cause it's getting irritating now.

2.22am: Jermaine Sellers in the last spot? Eww... someone get Purifory back.

2.23am: Ok, that's it for my live blog. No Kris though. Thanks for bearing with me thru everything guys. Sorry abt the spamming.

So that's it for the live blogging on Twitter. Really sorry to my followers for the spamming. No Kris Allen, think he's on Friday's episode instead. Can't wait. And I thank you if you actually bothered to read until the end of the live blogging session.