As February draws to a close, I'm going to make use of the last few days and spam my blog with Kris Allen related posts. I'm ready to get slapped but there's only 2 more days so I don't really care. At first I didn't want to live blog the results show because I want to kick back and scream at my TV (with rage in a completely ballistic manner) and scream at my TV (gushing and squealing with delight every single time the camera does loving close ups of Kris or the Haiti clip shows his gorgeous/hot AND adorkable hairstyle/look) while wishing (in the back of my mind) that I can go down to L.A. with a harpoon and stab FOX in the eye.
Ok, enough said. Here's the full transcript.
10.34pm: Ellen's a refreshing breath of fresh air on the judges panel. Just realised Kris's face appears 4 times in the opening credits!!!
10.35pm: Didi!! Benami!!
10.37pm: Ok, sweep the mediocre guys off the stage please and put Kris on.
10.41pm: Siobhan's nose ring (?) is very very distracting.
10.43pm: I don't get y they pit poor Janell against Katie. It's kinda obvious? I mean Katie in pimp spot 2 nights back? Hello!
10.45pm: And now, WTF??? I'm so angry I want to punch a puppy in the face. Others deserve to get kicked out more. Praying for wildcard...
10.46pm: SEE? SEE THAT WONDERFUL PERFORMANCE?? Thanks. You chose out of tune people than that awesome girl.
10.50pm: Yes Ryan. And u emphasise that Janell is gone by sitting in her spot. ALLISON!!
10.53pm: Paige "I-can't-sing-in-tune-to-save-my-life" Miles... wanna see talent? Look at that red haired girl.
10.56pm: WHAT? THAT OUT OF TUNE GIRL STAYS AND JANELL GOES??? This is crap.
10.57pm: See? Didi vs Ashley. Doesn't take a genius to figure this out.
11.00pm: LOL. Ashley... u sang out of tune on ur exit song. *applaude* Seriously...
11.05pm: No words can describe my extreme annoyance with Tyler "I-want-to-try-and-act-goofy-but-fail" Grady.
11.09pm: Not really interested in the guys because they're mediocre with the exception of Garcia. But seriously, what's-his-face is good.
11.10pm: As in the person singing now. The person voted off. Seriously. Everything is cosmically wrong in this episode.
11.11pm: YAY!!! KRIS IS COMING OUT SOON!! OMGOSH! I'm hyperventilating into the cushion. Someone fetch me my inhaler!!
11.14pm: OMG KRIS KRIS KRIS KRIS!!! OMG OMG OMG!! OH! MY! GOD!!!
11.16pm: I've been screaming Kris's name since he appeared. KRIS!!! KRIS!!! I'm screaming at my TV. KRIS!!
11.17pm: To the guys: Take a look at Kris because u'll never be as good as him. Soak in his pure awesomeness and overflowing talent.
11.17pm: OMG. HE LOOKS TOO CUTE!!! Kris's hair in Haiti rocks. Really makes him look good.
11.18pm: This is what I call THE American Idol. Suck on it guys. Because he puts ALL of u to shame.
11.19pm: Omg. I almost teared at that soulful and emotional performance of 'Let It Be'. And they ended the clip with his hot hairstyle!!!
11.20pm: I'm officially speechless. Every performance by Kris is astounding and perfection. I'm so proud. So happy. So touched.
11.21pm: Ok, I'll try to stop spamming Kris-tweets. Operative word being "try".
11.23pm: So Casey "Sexed-it-up-for-Kara" James and Jermaine "Threw-the-band-under-the-bus" Sellers are safe. Hmm...
11.26pm: Tyler Grady... BUH-BYE. Ur misstep has nothing to do with criticism. U're just unappealing and disgusting and annoying.
11.28pm: The judges should not use terms like "Best I've heard/Best so far/Best of the bunch" so loosely.
11.29pm: The only thing messing my mind now is your face. And your voice. And your retarded actions.
11.30pm: Fyi, it's not in a good way. Only one person can mess my mind in a good way. Felt obliged to put that as Idol ends...
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